Mr. Right

Mr. Right where are you

To find you what shall I do

Will I meet you at a club, Library, mall or sports pub

Will you look really good

For if you do, turn me on you would

Will you have a personality to match

Morals too, and no diseases I could catch

Will you treat me like I want

Or will you tease me and be a taunt

Will it be big or small

Should I judge you by it at all

Will you treat me like a queen

Will you be like nothing I've ever seen

As years go by, my standards get low

To a convent I may have to go

With thoughts of "Settling" on my mind

It's those who lack looks I often do find

I sit and wait for Mr. Right to come

Perhaps some day.....I will get some.

Ode To Being Blonde...Funny Poem

It matters not how smart you are

For if you are a blonde

Dead batteries in a new car

Will render senses gone.

Of course the doors are locked up tight

Forget remote control

The hood won't open, such a plight

To jump this Jag and roll

Oh, such a quand'ry, what to do?

The dealer said to me -Did the thought occur to you

To op'n it with the key?

Little Crocodile...

How doth the little crocodile...

How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail,

And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin How neatly spreads his claws,

And welcomes little fishes in,

With gently smiling jaws!

The Earthworm (Funny Poem)

Mrs. Brown had taught first grade for twenty years or more. She was a real good teacher; all the folks knew that for sure.
One day in her zeal to teach her students helpful things She chose drinking whiskey, and the problems that it brings.
She poured some whiskey in a glass so they could plainly see, Then showed to them an earthworm. All the students squealed with glee.
“See how he wiggles and moves so fast,” said Mrs. Brown, and then She dropped him straight down in the glass. They didn’t understand.
She held the glass, and then she said, “Now, come and look inside.”They looked, and it was plain to see, he had shriveled up and died.
“Now children,” she said tenderly, “you’ve all looked at this worm.“Can anyone explain today the lesson that you’ve learned?”
All the students shook their heads, but Johnny raised his hand.“I know, I know,” Little Johnny said. “I know! I understand!”
Mrs. Brown saw Johnny’s hand and she was very glad. With glowing eyes and a happy heart, she looked at him and said,
“All right, Johnny. Stand up, now, and tell them what you learned.”“If you drink whiskey all the time, you never will have worms!”

The Panda (Funny Poem)

A big old pudgy panda bear walked into McDonald's one day.Ordered a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, and ate it all right away.He paid his bill at the counter, then with a great big grinHe pulled out a big water pistol and shot the cashier in the chin.He sauntered out to the sidewalk; the cashier followed him there.Drying his face he said, "Why'd you do that? It wasn't really fair.""In the encyclopedia, friend, the answer can be found."The panda said, and then he left, saying, "Well, I'll see ya around."The cashier looked it up that night. What he saw he couldn't believe.The encyclopedia said, "Panda -- eats shoots and leaves."

The Horse Ride (Humorous Poem)

Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn’t in my plans;
Didn’t know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend’s face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn’t dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I’m sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

My Cute Fishy Poem

Fishy fish munch, munch, munch.

Eats his food with a big crunch!

Fishy, fishy swimming by

He just looked! Maybe saying "HI"

Fishy, fishy swimming around

The mayor of his own little town.

Fishy, fishy Yummy, Yummy

Now...he is in my tummy.

Wonderful memories to treasure...

Every year's been unique and special.

Some were quiet and restful,

others were eventful and joyous,

and a few were touched by tears and sorrows.

Yet each memory is a priceless treasure - having

drawn you closer to each other

and strengthened your love.

May your coming years be blessed

with more such special times - creating wonderful memories

to treasure and cherish

Nature is Wondeful!!

When the early morning sun breaks through the darkness

When the night tears dew spill morning from the sky

When the nature’s tears raindrops pour down to the earth

When all those trees dancing in the breeze beside the lake

When all those daffodils and lavender fill the air with fragrances

When all those butterflies and bees fly high in search of honey

When all those wild mountains river are rushing through the valleys

When all those beauty of waterfalls grab heart of a nation

When all those mountain hills carpet with its greenery wonders

When all those innocent animals grassing on the hill sides

When all those bird’s flight, as they climb and hover in the sky

When all those wild animals freely walk around the jungle

When all those seasons spring, summer, autumn, winter fill our heart with cheer.

When all those trouble hearts, the nature become a smooth healer

When all those pleasant of natures make their own display

Oh, my God, I praise you for all your truly gift of the nature’s wonderful.

Five little Pumpkins

Five little Pumpkins sitting on a gate,

The first one said,
"Oh my, it's getting late."

The second one said,
"But we don't care."

The third one said,
"I see witches in the air."

The fourth one said,
"Let's run, and run, and run."

The fifth one said,
"Get ready for some fun."

Then whoosh went the wind,
and out went the lights,
And five little Pumpkins rolled out of sight!

Let get laughter way out of yourself

Let get laughter way out of yourself

Make the happy sound awake

Laughter magic and enchanting

Don't sustain it in your soul

Let yourself go into joy

May it help forever People from wherever Getting circled together

Laughter can be a kind of help A worthy enemy to distress

Rise this laughter so dear To be heard by human ears

Make it go on around the world

Little chuckles happy giggles

So many ways of laughing

Don't fear the others comment

Let laughter way out of yourself

Be assured laughter is magic

Open your heart to this very Very special kind of sound

Let get laughter way out of yourself Make the happy sound awake.

Each Parent and Child

So far away, yet we are nearIn the intricate routes through which our thoughts flow, Xeroxed journeys, more rhythmic than dreams, That explode into melodies sung long ago. Extraordinary embrace! It seems Each parent and child is given to know Notes no one else will hear.

Family

Families are created out of love And live within the cup of love's large hands. No momentary pain can love remove Or taint the trust of one who understands. We live at times at odds with those who love us, Colliding in our anger like great waves, Refusing to have anyone above us Nor willing to give up what passion craves. But anger is a storm we know will pass, And freedom is the nature of the will. We run like wild horses through the grass Yet know we are constrained by hunger still. Sometimes, obsessed with losses and with gains, We turn towards home and find that love remains.

Your love is like the Arizona sun

Your love is like the Arizona sun: Always there, no matter what I do. Bathed in light, I feel my love for you, But words are gone before I have begun. I don't know why I find it hard to say The things that rest so deeply in my heart. It seems almost impossible to start, As though they're too ungainly to display. I cherish you and what you feel for me. I'm lucky that I have you for a mom. I love you with a love that's sweet and calm, And vast, like some unending inner sea. You're the one I'm with when I'm alone; You're the place within my heart that's home.

A Special World!!!

A Special World!!!
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot seeIt wraps us up in its cocoonAnd holds us fiercely in its womb.Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last.And though at times a thread may break. A new one forms in its wake. To bind us closer and keep us strongIn a special world, where we belong.